My Sinuses

I have been having major sinus issues since December of last year (2007). I've had congestion, loss of taste and loss of smell. Luckily there was no pain, as I've heard that's a symptom of a sinus infection.

I tried to suck it up and hope that things would clear themselves up, but 4 months later, NO DICE. My co-worker actually scared me into going to the doctor jokingly suggesting it might be a brain tumor. He had a personal story that I won't recount that lended credibility to his claim (no one ended up with a brain tumor, don't worry), so I proceed to make an appointment online.

Today I went to the doctor and got some prescription meds. He gave me an antibiotic in case there was any infection , gave me Flonase and told me to take Mucinex (I bought the generic) and use saline nose spray rinses.

It seems like every time I go to this doctor he gives me drugs. This is the 3rd or 4th prescription he's written for me in 2.5 years. I was about to ask him for some Modafinil to increase my productivity at work!

Just kidding.

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A few years back i beat the crap out of a big fat homeless woman who attacked me for no reason in a phonebooth downtown in broad daylight. she was high on something and demanded the phone and tried to kick me in the balls when i told her "no." so i'm trying to hold her off for at least a few seconds, she's swinging at me, kicking me in the shins, and i'm trapped IN the phonebooth. so finally i smacked her in the face (a bit harder than i meant to actually) and she fell backwards and hit her head on the pavement. when the cops came they found like $500 worth of crystal meth on her (thats a LOT of meth).

if it wasn't for another guy who saw the whole thing who took my side as a witness, i probably wouldve been charged because all the other witnesses were self-righteous feminist morons.
to this day i have no regrets. bitch deserved it, and women should really beware-- you try to kick a guy in the balls, you deserve a smack in the face. Period.